1. We are too skint to have been away over Easter and so are not now stranded with two children and caffeine poisoning at a foreign airport, ferry port, Eurostar terminal or beach-head
2. Not only does Cleggmania put a spanner in the Tories’ works (just feel the outrage fizzing off the Mail’s presses – someone was stupid enough to let David Cameron prove that that he’s second rate. Heads must roll!) But just as satisfying, it could also really upset Rupert Murdoch
3. Spring is sprung, the grass is ris, and you can hear the birds in the back garden
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